Help! My Children Listen To Country Music?

Lately, My Kin have found "solace" in Country Music, and frankly, it deeply frightens me. Soon, they will start hitting the whiskey bottle, riding lawnmowers through the street, wearing 10-gallon hats, smacking their spouses around, chasing squirrels and possums around the neighborhood and throwing them on a grill, and keeping a 12-gauge near their bed while they rest. Please, I beg of you, regale me in how I will teach my children the dangers of this type of musical genre, I cant sleep at night anymore. I implore you to help me convince my children to stop listening to this Tim McGraw and Kenny Chesney.