Where are the best places to hide easter eggs in the trailer park?

At last year's trailer park easter egg hunt, everyone found them too soon. The kids dove right into my beer can recycle collection and found about 100 of them right off, and everyone knows there's a pack of them to be found underneath fat Lucille Parsons, so long as one doesn't mind wrestling the possums for them, so we need to come up with new hiding places. And don't anyone suggest Clem's meth lab shed, since that blew up in January. Also, no one need suggest that I hide them betwixt the pages of my vast Hustler stash, because those pages are glued shut tighter than Michelle Obama's bowels when she's sitting through a luncheon with German chancellor Angela Merkel. Thank you for your help.